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Alright. Super Tuesday is drawing closer, and if everything goes according to plan, Sooper Wednesday will be one hell of a party to remember. But in order for all of us to have the most amazing spontaneous holiday event possible, we have to follow through with the pledges we made during planing committee. We told pollsters and our friends and family that we were going to vote this time, and damn it Hip Hop Nation, you better follow the fuck through. If Obama looses, I’d suggest finding out whether your precinct had paper ballots or used voting machines, because I’ll be checkin muthafuckas math like 5 percenters at a Gods convention.  I swear, if you try to give me some lame excuse about the long lines at the polling stations, when I’ve seen you lazy bastards stand in line for hours waiting to see an MF Doom impersonator lip synch under a mask, I will go ape shit crazy. I swear. I am a nice guy. But if Obama looses, it will be a horrible horrible day. With that in mind, I urge you to vote. I live in California. Even better, I live in San Francisco, the most liberal place in the country. If anywhere it was safe to assume Obama would win, I think I would have claim to the title. But on Tuesday, I’m gonna get my ass up, walk the 7 blocks to the Our Lady of Mercy church on Elmwood and Mayfair, and make sure our Sooper Wednesday celebration goes according to plan. Please do the same. And now. Historical Weed Sessions

Ganja Sour Diesel

Location Mount Vernon (The laconic Virginia plantation, or Pete Rock’s Hometown, it’s up to you)

Participants

George Washington (First US President, Wacky Tobacco Farmer)

Kwame Nkrumah (First President of Ghana, graduated from U of Penn)…(The implication is, they get weeded at that school)

  Look, they’ve gotta be high

Barack Obama (First President of the New AmErykah, he freely admits he used to get blowed back)

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